Recover, or not to Recover?

I’m busy these days…here’s my current outlook, and it’s time to execute. Get it ?

if(Recovery == Soon)

{

IntrestRates(Up); //Putting Pressure On Dollar

Commodities(Demand); //Putting Pressure On Dollar

Inflation(High); //Putting Pressure On Dollar, destroying purchasing power

USAStocks(10% + EPS(FX_Earnings_Gains));

}

elseif(Recovery != Soon)

{

PrintingPresses(On); //putting pressure on the dollar

USGovernmentDebt(SupplyPressure); //putting downward pressure on bond market, upside for rates, pressure on dollar.

USAStocks(Flatline); //making market neutral strategies name of the game

if(PressureOnDollar == High){Commodities(Up);}

}

else

{

EndOfKnownEconomics(DollarUp,StocksUp,MoneyStaysCheapForever,USAWinsAgain);

JeffLosesShirt(2009);

}

double RunInvestmentThesis(Dollar,Bonds,Commodities,Stocks)

{

//Notice this function, is written such that, the results work with or without a recovery…so they don’t even use the global variable inputs.

Profits = ShortCalls({116′320,118′000},5 Year Treasury Notes);

Profits = ShortPuts({$55,$60},Crude Oil Futures) + Profits;

Profits = ShortCalls({950,970},S&P Futures) + Profits:

do while(t <= infinite) {CaptureTheta(&Profits);}

return Profits;

}