Leveraged Theta

I’m busy these days…here’s my current outlook, and it’s time to execute. Get it ?

if(Recovery == Soon)

{

IntrestRates(Up); //Putting Pressure On Dollar

Commodities(Demand); //Putting Pressure On Dollar

Inflation(High); //Putting Pressure On Dollar, destroying purchasing power

USAStocks(10% + EPS(FX_Earnings_Gains));

}

elseif(Recovery != Soon)

{

PrintingPresses(On); //putting pressure on the dollar

USGovernmentDebt(SupplyPressure); //putting downward pressure on bond market, upside for rates, pressure on dollar.

USAStocks(Flatline); //making market neutral strategies name of the game

if(PressureOnDollar == High){Commodities(Up);}

}

else

{

EndOfKnownEconomics(DollarUp,StocksUp,MoneyStaysCheapForever,USAWinsAgain);

JeffLosesShirt(2009);

}

double RunInvestmentThesis(Dollar,Bonds,Commodities,Stocks)

{

//Notice this function, is written such that, the results work with or without a recovery…so they don’t even use the global variable inputs.

Profits = ShortCalls({116′320,118′000},5 Year Treasury Notes);

Profits = ShortPuts({$55,$60},Crude Oil Futures) + Profits;

Profits = ShortCalls({950,970},S&P Futures) + Profits:

do while(t <= infinite) {CaptureTheta(&Profits);}

return Profits;

}

If you’re one of the 50 or so people who reached out, or one of the 200 people who downloaded my resume while I was job hunting, THANKS! You’ll be interested to know, that despite my best efforts, the upside I was hoping for by leveraging the charities, didn’t come to fruition. 

But, I am employed, and back on my feet, at least for now.  It’s an 8 month contract that I hope to turn into longer term.

BUT, even tho my plan failed, and it didn’t lead to a job…or even a single interview, I’m still going to carry through with my pledges to the charities.  Starting at the end of this month, since I have a job now.

That said, I’m pretty sure half of the last 100 followers, have been bots…who, guaranteed, did not care about my job search.

I have to give a special thanks again to Scott Anderson,  Steve Case, Ross Greenspan and Mike Sinclair and everybody else who tried to help…

Also, PS, I took the post down…because, in hindsight, it wreaked of desperation.